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Previously, on Murder Manor...
Anniversary Clipshow!

Which is to say, let's make some headcanon about the previous seasons! Check out your muselists and fill out the rosters for each of the seasons, and from there, we can create wonderful, awful headcanon. Or canon? It's kind of both. Make a toplevel for your all-stars season, and let others comment with the poor unfortunate souls they were stuck with! But of course, you need to fill out their info card—
Contestant Information NAME: AGE: HEIGHT & WEIGHT: BLOOD TYPE: BODY MARKINGS: SPECIAL SKILLS: POSSESSIONS: |
And have the Museum Masterlist for reference!
Contestant; Deadpool - Marvel Comics
NAME: Wade Wilson; "Deadpool"
AGE: 33
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6'2"; 210lbs
BLOOD TYPE: Wolverine
BODY MARKINGS: Entire body is massively scarred and disfigured
SPECIAL SKILLS: Can regenerate minor wounds. Extremely skilled mercenary, especially at swordplay and physical combat. Remarkably flexible.
POSSESSIONS: Arrived with his costume. Regained twin katanas as a sponsorship.
Description: A ruthless wisecracking mercenary who's insane enough to break the fourth wall and realize he's a comic book character. Will kill plenty of people for money or because he just feels like it with absolutely no remorse, but actually really just wants to be a hero and for people to like him. Has huge self-esteem issues with the fact that he's incredibly disfigured and that no matter how much he tries to be a better person, he keeps fucking it up somehow.
Everyone expected him to be one of the early killers and he was probably the Spain/Kaoru of the season where he kept getting nearly scapegoated whenever he showed up on the suspect list. TBH the only reason he didn't kill was because they never offered petty enough incentives like a ton of money HA HA. But Athena could probably super scientifically hear the sadness in his heart, so they bonded, especially since Deadpool has a huge soft spot for kids. Once she broke down around week 6 though, he realized he could use his skills to maybe do something good and killed someone so she could retire, which she knew about but didn't say anything. No double kill because Deadpool actually wants to die, and seeing as how he's basically immortal back home, this would have been his best opportunity. He would have pulled a Gundam and tried to play it off as him being this totally evil asshole who manipulated her and grr he's just so mad she gets to retire when he has to be executed, but everyone probably managed to figure it out.