+1 no one asked for this

[acemedium]

Hello, I am LATEST INTRO EVER, also known as Sipp, also known as a loser, and this is Maya Fey, who was in Blank State, and who will be staying in the Melusine Wing. God help you all.

She's a burger-consuming black hole of optimism and weirdness parading as a teenage girl, as a well as a spirit medium in training and a travesty! She's CRAU, notably from Exit Void's Beta stage (which is a ghost ship full of horrific delights!), so her first instinct will probably be to panic. But after that's over surely she'll do what she does best: annoy everyone.

Feel free to punt or add my plurk at: sippycup and I'm super stoked to harass everybody!

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[wearesuperior]

'SUP I used to be on the ghost ship too what a delightful cruise that was

Anyway yes hi, I'm Oz, I shall be adding you, I am a huge fan of ace attorneys and their cute sidekicks.

[souredsweet]

*u* sipp

i am so looking forward to seeing what shenanigans yumyum burgers trips into this time

[cynicizing]

Excellent. Do your best to annoy everyone Maya.

...being the black hole of optimism that she is, that's pretty much all she needs to annoy Santa.